13 July 2011

Special Treat - San Carlos SCUBA!

I have a special treat for you guys today. This special treat is my first ever blogsitter. I know, super exciting. And it isn't even a blogger. It's way better than that. In it's own words, "this blogging thing is hard. I don't want to do it again."
And with that, I leave you with my lovely hunk-a-man, Jake!
{leave him lots of love and encouragement, guys!}

Arrr!! Good evening to all ye landlubbing bloggers and boogers,

I regret to inform ye that Miss Brittany Lew's blog has been commandeered by none other than the terrible... the dreadful... the ghastly, Jacob Tyrant, The Roofless. I have just returned from me Mexican voyage, conquering the waters in the Sea of Cortes, and I have been asked to share the tales of me adventures with you all. And by share me tales with ye, I mean I shall mostly just show ye pictures.


Here is the port that me terrible crew and I disembarked from. Twas a bit odd to see such a cacti-filled environment wrapped around the ocean, but it captured me satly heart.


We were caught in a broadside battle with this rusty ol' pirate (fishing) ship. Their puny cannons were no match for our crew nor our weaponry. 


ARRGGG!!!! I'VE BEEN TURN UPSIDE DOWN IN A WRETCHED WHIRLPOOL!


Have no fear you dogs, all is well in the bottom of the sea with me helmsman (brother-in-law), Bryce, the Brave-hearted


WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! That monstrous sea lion dared to battle with the likes of me...


Them cowardly beasts made the right choice and fell back to their rocky retreat.


I captured this vicious crustacean with me bare hands! ARRR!!!!


Me favorite starfish in the deep. This black, spiked fiend was the most terrible stationary beast down in Davey  Jones' Locker.

I hope ye all now understand the greatness of me terribleness, and why they called me... Jacob Tyrant, The Roofless.

                                                   Yours Truly,


What a goof! But that's why we love them, right?

2 comments:

  1. HAHA I love how the pirate in him came out to write about this lol awesome.

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  2. Jacob Tyrant the Roofless, this post made me laugh so hard! Arggg! You make comandeering the scurvy seas look like so much fun... well done, blogging noob.

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